Post by Hylocereus on Sept 30, 2015 17:57:56 GMT
Oooo, quizzes!
I love quizzes, but I hate talking about myself. What even. Also HELL YEAH I agree with most of what you answered.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open unless I have guests/parents visiting. Hide ALL the shit!
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
When they're not chained down, which I have seen before. :'D
I need to choose better hotels.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Given bedtime is pretty much an epic battle between myself and the dog to get the comfiest spot, I'd say out.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes. LET ME SHOW YOU MY COLLECTION;
A stop sign
A "no parking" sign crudely edited to say "knob parking"
A licence plate off a car that got utterly totaled and was abandoned by the road for months (hey it was just lying in the ditch anyway)
A no-smoking sign
A fire hazard sign
A dead end sign
A 30mph sign
A bus stop sign
A roadworks sign
(Every sign I have ever stolen was not currently in use, had already fallen off, or was discarded just fyi. I'm not gonna steal something important!)
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Nah
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
That's what the internet is for!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'll 1v1 that bear mate
8. Do you have freckles?
Yep!
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't like being photographed, and I look terrifying when I smile so I don't.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people can't admit they're wrong, think volume equals correctness, and insist on invading my personal space.
Also, wasps. Fuck wasps! (ilu Wasp)
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Only when I'm drunk
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I can do some fancy tricks, even!
13. What about pooped in the woods?
I spent most of my early childhood outdoors, so yeah..
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I dance like an epileptic chicken so no
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Sometimes, and then I immediately regret it
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Zero
17. What size is your bed?
Double
18. What is your Song of the week?
Ja Genau - Megaherz
Song of my goddamned life
Alternatively
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Knock yourself out dudes
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Not really
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
High School Musical (IT IS THE WORST)
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Just sell that shit m8
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water. Though I'd never turn down a good bourbon.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce aww yiss
25. What is your favorite food?
Sushiii! Salmon anything!
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
That's a hard one... Studio Ghibli holds a special place in my heart.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
That's a hard one...
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
A what now
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If you pay me sure lol
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Probably when I was like 12...
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
I don't have a car.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't have a car.
33. Ran out of gas?
I don't have a car.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Any kind of meat. Chicken Tikka or venison though omg.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
What's a breakfast
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I pass out
37. Are you lazy?
Not lazy so much as difficult to motivate..
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Usually a character from something
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rooster! Water phase, to be specific.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Fluently, 2... But I have a child's grasp on about 4.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No lol
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I have only ever heard of lego before so... Lego?
43. Are you stubborn?
I dunno, I think I'm pretty reasonable.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Lol no
46. Afraid of heights?
I have a fatal attraction to high things
47. Sing in the car?
I don't have a car.
48. Dance in the shower?
I like my neck not being broken
49. Dance in the car?
I don't have a car.
50. Ever used a gun?
Yes.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Maybe when I was like 10
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I can't stand 'em.
53. What is your gender in real life?
Female I guess? I don't really care in the slightest. Call me whatever the fuck you want lol
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
What the fuck is a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
CHERRY
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Hitman (no, really)
Paleontologist
Archaeologist
Marine Biologist
(all these respectable proffessions and then the first one LOL)
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I've seen some shit I can't explain
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I swear I've seen this question before
59. Take a vitamin daily?
I'm anemic so I chug iron daily
I'm so metal I have metal for breakfast
60. Wear slippers?
If I had some
61. Wear a bath robe?
Yes they are the BEST
62. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on weather
63. First concert?
Surrogate Pink Floyd in Irvine.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
We have none of these things in the UK...
65. Nike or Adidas?
Nikes are neat
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
What the fuck are these
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
I hate peanuts
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yep, full courses in two styles! Shame neither of them are exactly appropriate for a night out.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I'm a hermit
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yeah
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
... What?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
What are these things you call emotions
74. Own any record albums?
Yes! I have a small collection. Vinyl isn't very convenient, but the sound quality off an analog player is unrivalled.
75. Own a record player?
Yep!
76. Regularly burn incense?
Nah, dog and dad do not appreciate.
77. Ever been in love?
I thought I was, once. I realize now the idea simply amused me.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
SO MANY BANDS.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
King King up in Glasgow. I'm gonna go see Nimmo Brothers this saturday as well.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
81.Tea or coffee?
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
What the fuck is a snickerdoodle?
83.Can you swim well?
No but I can float like a boss
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yeah, I do this mad trout face thing.
85. Are you patient?
Yep
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Why the fuck would I willingly go to a wedding
87.Ever won a contest?
Nope
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No lol
89. Which are better black or green olives?
I hate olives
90.Can you knit or crochet?
Sort of... I'm not very good at it though.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
There is no bad place to introduce fire -heavy breathing-
92. Do you want to get married?
No
93. If married, how long have you been married?
U wot
94. Who was your HS crush?
Am I supposed to pick one? 'cause all my teachers except the 50+ year old ones were bangin' as well
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Lol no
96. Do you have kids?
No
97. Do you want kids?
I'm infertile
98. Whats your favorite color?
Brown, I guess. I like grey too.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Always.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
We don't have that shit here
I love quizzes, but I hate talking about myself. What even. Also HELL YEAH I agree with most of what you answered.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open unless I have guests/parents visiting. Hide ALL the shit!
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
When they're not chained down, which I have seen before. :'D
I need to choose better hotels.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Given bedtime is pretty much an epic battle between myself and the dog to get the comfiest spot, I'd say out.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes. LET ME SHOW YOU MY COLLECTION;
A stop sign
A "no parking" sign crudely edited to say "knob parking"
A licence plate off a car that got utterly totaled and was abandoned by the road for months (hey it was just lying in the ditch anyway)
A no-smoking sign
A fire hazard sign
A dead end sign
A 30mph sign
A bus stop sign
A roadworks sign
(Every sign I have ever stolen was not currently in use, had already fallen off, or was discarded just fyi. I'm not gonna steal something important!)
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Nah
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
That's what the internet is for!
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'll 1v1 that bear mate
8. Do you have freckles?
Yep!
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't like being photographed, and I look terrifying when I smile so I don't.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people can't admit they're wrong, think volume equals correctness, and insist on invading my personal space.
Also, wasps. Fuck wasps! (ilu Wasp)
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Only when I'm drunk
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I can do some fancy tricks, even!
13. What about pooped in the woods?
I spent most of my early childhood outdoors, so yeah..
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I dance like an epileptic chicken so no
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Sometimes, and then I immediately regret it
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Zero
17. What size is your bed?
Double
18. What is your Song of the week?
Ja Genau - Megaherz
Song of my goddamned life
Alternatively
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Knock yourself out dudes
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Not really
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
High School Musical (IT IS THE WORST)
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Just sell that shit m8
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water. Though I'd never turn down a good bourbon.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce aww yiss
25. What is your favorite food?
Sushiii! Salmon anything!
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
That's a hard one... Studio Ghibli holds a special place in my heart.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
That's a hard one...
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
A what now
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If you pay me sure lol
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Probably when I was like 12...
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
I don't have a car.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't have a car.
33. Ran out of gas?
I don't have a car.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Any kind of meat. Chicken Tikka or venison though omg.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
What's a breakfast
36. What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I pass out
37. Are you lazy?
Not lazy so much as difficult to motivate..
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Usually a character from something
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rooster! Water phase, to be specific.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Fluently, 2... But I have a child's grasp on about 4.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No lol
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I have only ever heard of lego before so... Lego?
43. Are you stubborn?
I dunno, I think I'm pretty reasonable.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
What are those
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Lol no
46. Afraid of heights?
I have a fatal attraction to high things
47. Sing in the car?
I don't have a car.
48. Dance in the shower?
I like my neck not being broken
49. Dance in the car?
I don't have a car.
50. Ever used a gun?
Yes.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Maybe when I was like 10
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I can't stand 'em.
53. What is your gender in real life?
Female I guess? I don't really care in the slightest. Call me whatever the fuck you want lol
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
What the fuck is a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
CHERRY
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Hitman (no, really)
Paleontologist
Archaeologist
Marine Biologist
(all these respectable proffessions and then the first one LOL)
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I've seen some shit I can't explain
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I swear I've seen this question before
59. Take a vitamin daily?
I'm anemic so I chug iron daily
I'm so metal I have metal for breakfast
60. Wear slippers?
If I had some
61. Wear a bath robe?
Yes they are the BEST
62. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on weather
63. First concert?
Surrogate Pink Floyd in Irvine.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
We have none of these things in the UK...
65. Nike or Adidas?
Nikes are neat
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
What the fuck are these
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
I hate peanuts
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yep, full courses in two styles! Shame neither of them are exactly appropriate for a night out.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I'm a hermit
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yeah
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
... What?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
What are these things you call emotions
74. Own any record albums?
Yes! I have a small collection. Vinyl isn't very convenient, but the sound quality off an analog player is unrivalled.
75. Own a record player?
Yep!
76. Regularly burn incense?
Nah, dog and dad do not appreciate.
77. Ever been in love?
I thought I was, once. I realize now the idea simply amused me.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
SO MANY BANDS.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
King King up in Glasgow. I'm gonna go see Nimmo Brothers this saturday as well.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Both I fucking love tea
81.Tea or coffee?
Tea
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
What the fuck is a snickerdoodle?
83.Can you swim well?
No but I can float like a boss
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yeah, I do this mad trout face thing.
85. Are you patient?
Yep
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Why the fuck would I willingly go to a wedding
87.Ever won a contest?
Nope
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No lol
89. Which are better black or green olives?
I hate olives
90.Can you knit or crochet?
Sort of... I'm not very good at it though.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
There is no bad place to introduce fire -heavy breathing-
92. Do you want to get married?
No
93. If married, how long have you been married?
U wot
94. Who was your HS crush?
Am I supposed to pick one? 'cause all my teachers except the 50+ year old ones were bangin' as well
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Lol no
96. Do you have kids?
No
97. Do you want kids?
I'm infertile
98. Whats your favorite color?
Brown, I guess. I like grey too.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Always.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
We don't have that shit here
